All Hallows Eve leads to All Saints Day

Part of stained glass windows in St. Vitus Cat...

Stained Glass Window

What’s next after Halloween? Well, if you’re Catholic, it’s All Saints Day. On this day the Church celebrates all saints. There are many saints, some more well known than others but on All Saints Day even the saints that are forgotten or largely unknown are honored. I attended an all-girls Catholic high school (even though I’m not Catholic) and I vaguely remember celebrating this day. In the morning before classes, we would go to Mass, sing songs and walk up and down the chapel corridors gazing adoringly at the stained-glass windows depicting various Biblical scenes and thinking about martyrs and saints. Or something like that. My memory is not the best.

Anyway, my favorite saint was Saint Joan of Arc. I thought she was really cool, plus she was the only woman regularly featured in the bunch. But now that I’m all grown up, I’ve discovered that there are many more cool and interesting saints – here are a few that might peak your interest:

  • St. Monica – patron saint of wives & abuse victims (hmm…are wives and abuse victims two distinct groups or one and the same? Just wondering). St. Monica married young and was the union was not happy but she was patient and devoted to her husband and was thus considered a good example to wives and mothers.
  • St. Bibiana – she is known as the saint of hangovers because legend has it that when she was buried, a plant grew over her grave that provided relief from hangovers and epilepsy.
  • St. Vitus – the saint of oversleepers. A Christian living in Italy in the 4th Century, he refused to celebrate the pagan gods of the time and was accused of sorcery. He was boiled in oil (ouch!) and his tormentors threw in a rooster to protect against sorcery. This association with the rooster is why he is the saint of oversleepers.
  • St. Hubert of Liege – the saint of protection from werewolves. St. Hubert was a Belgian nobleman who liked to hunt and during the werewolf scares of the Middle Ages, peasants would turn to him for help when they ran out of silver bullets.
  • St. Jude Thaddeus – saint of lost causes. St. Jude Thaddeus was Jesus’ cousin and people often confused him for Judas Iscariot. As a result, no one prayed to him for help and he became associated with lost causes and desperate situations.

Do you know of any other unusual saints?

 

 

2011 World Series Champs – STL Cardinals!

St. Louis Cardinals Cap Insignia

St. Louis Cardinals

It’s a good day to be in St. Louis. For baseball fans and non-baseball fans because the St. Louis Cardinals are the 2011 World Series Champions! Can you hear the music playing?

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

NO TIME FOR LOSERS

‘CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

OK, maybe the music is only in my head…thank you, Queen, for the awesome lyrics and thank you, St. Louis, for winning the championship.

Go Cardinals!

 

Above-Average Halloween

Jack-o-latern
 

It’s that time of year again – (cue the scary music) – Halloween! And around this time, people do crazy things. Scary things. Stupid things. If you’re the type to wear an average costume (e.g., witch, nurse, firefighter) and go trick or treating with the kids or to a friends’ Halloween party, well, then you’re an average Halloweener. There are others among us that go ALL OUT. These are the above-average Halloweeners.

You probably know an above-average Halloweener. They are the ones who start decorating their yards in early September. They spend entire weekends searching for candy and candy containers. They make their own Halloween costumes – like this interesting get-up:

Homemade Head Hunting Shaman Priestess and Unfortunate Safari Trekker Couple Costume

For those of you who don’t get it, they are dressed up as ‘Head Hunting Shaman Priestess and Unfortunate Safari Trekker.’

Cemeteries tend to be one of the favorite haunts (pun intended) of above-average Halloweeners. We’ve all heard the stories on the morning news every November 1 – somebody was seen climbing over a cemetery wall at midnight, running through the graveyard half-naked and screaming, “Where are you, headless horseman?” I’m not sure why Halloween draws people to the graveyards…I just hope that this Halloween does not bring any incidences of cemetery vandalism or theft.

I’m a below-average Halloweener myself but I do enjoy the efforts of above-average Halloweeners. Their creativity and overall adoration of this pagan holiday adds some spice to the end of October. And it produces amazing light shows like this:

WOW. Aren’t you inspired to become an above-average Halloweener?

 

You Are A Minority If You Live In This Town

Welcome to Colma

Colma, CA has 1,792 above-ground residents and  1.5 million below-ground souls. The town is home to 17 cemeteries and is known as the ‘City of Souls’. But the town’s motto says it best – “It’s great to be alive in Colma.”

Can you imagine having all your next-door neighbours living six feet under? At least you wouldn’t have to call the cops to complain about loud, late-night parties. It must be a calm and quiet place to live, although I’m sure there are numerous local stories about cemetery hauntings and wandering zombies disturbing the peace. And Halloween probably draws a large number of out-of-town “ghost hunters” and the like, although with a long history of being a necropolis, Colma likely has its own way of dealing with such intruders.

Colma is located in San Mateo County, not too far from San Francisco and has a total area of 1.9 square miles. The town became the ‘City of Souls’ when San Francisco announced its land would no longer be used for cemeteries in 1900 (increased property values made the land too valuable to be used just to bury the dead). Then, in 1912 San Francisco evicted all the cemeteries from its city limits so the cemetery operators relocated to Colma and have continued doing business there ever since.

Some of the cemeteries in Colma include:

  • Cypress Lawn Cemetery – William Randolph Hearst (publishing magnate) is buried here.
  • Hills of Eternity Memorial Park – Wyatt Earp is buried here.
  • Holy Cross Cemetery – Joe DiMaggio (baseball legend) is laid to rest here.
The mausoleum of Joe DiMaggio at Holy Cross Ce...

Joe DiMaggio's Grave

  • Pets Rest Cemetery – they offer cremation and lawn burials

Colma, CA sounds like the perfect place for someone like me! Anybody else interested in moving?

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