The Best Christmas Gift Ever – A Clone.

Christmas in the post-War United States

It’s Christmas Eve. The Gravetender household is quietly anticipating tomorrow’s festivities – dinner with family and friends but before that, opening the presents that currently lay in wait under the Christmas tree (the fake kind, but adequate nonetheless). There is one gift with my name on it and it’s from Gravetender Hubby and Gravetender Baby. Gravetender Hubby says this gift “will make my life SO MUCH easier.” Hmm. That must mean my present is a clone – yay!

After all, a clone is the only thing I can think of that would “make my life SO MUCH easier.” Is there anything else that could accomplish this feat? I’m already imagining just how different my life will be after I get the clone…all the sleep I’ll get while the clone is doing my work. No more washing dishes (or running the dishwasher). No more folding laundry. No more commuting in traffic to my day job. This is going to be great!

I wonder if  I’ll have to train the clone. A clone of me should already be perfect though, so I don’t think I’ll spend a lot of time teaching it how to do things. I may give it a name because I don’t want to have to call it ‘it’ forever. And we will have to discuss boundaries – just because the clone does what I do doesn’t mean it IS me and thus it shouldn’t expect any special favors. The clone won’t be mistreated though…it will have days off (here I envision just turning off a switch located somewhere on the clone’s body) and bonuses for a job well done.

How Gravetender Hubby found this clone and managed to wrap it into a present that measures 10″ by 8″ is beyond me. I don’t remember seeing any ads on TV showing a clone with a big, red bow in the driveway…how did he get it? I did see a large-ish cardboard box in the trash the other day so he must have ordered the clone online…anyway, I’ll find out for sure in about 20 hours.

I’m so excited about my Christmas Clone ! Gravetender Hubby is right – this will be the best. Christmas. ever!

Happy Holidays to you all!


Who Steals Wreaths?

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Remember my ‘Wreaths Across America’ post? (I know you all read it and re-read it and then printed it and taped it to your headboards so that it is the first thing you see when you wake up in the morning…) Anyway, a number of volunteers participated in the event at Glacier Memorial Gardens in Kalispell, Montana by laying wreaths on veterans’ graves to honor their memory. And then days later, someone stole them.

As reported by Tristan Scott:

Volunteers placed 500 wreaths on veterans’ graves at a memorial cemetery north of Kalispell last weekend and within days about half of them had been stolen.

“At first I thought, this can’t be. Who would steal wreaths from a cemetery?” said Dale Rodwick, senior member of the Flathead Composite Squadron MT053 of the U.S. Civil Air Patrol, which dedicated the wreaths as part of the national Wreaths Across America campaign.

The wreaths were placed at Glacier Memorial Gardens on Dec. 10 by cadets of the squadron, which adopted the cemetery and helps care for the 850 veteran grave sites there.

Rodwick said he believes the thefts of roughly 250 wreaths occurred Monday, and local law enforcement has since been canvassing Christmas tree lots in case the wreaths were stolen to be resold.

“We don’t know if someone is trying to resell them or if they are just vandals,” Rodwick said.

He estimated the value of the missing wreaths at around $3,000, and said Friday that the Worcester Wreath Co. in Maine was donating 100 wreaths to help recoup losses. The new wreaths will arrive sometime next week, and Rodwick said the squadron will organize a brief re-dedication ceremony at the time.

“It looks as though there is a happy ending to this story as Christmas approaches,” he said. “The fact that we can get some wreaths back to the veterans is good news.”

Sigh. Stories like these no longer surprise me because it seems cemeteries get vandalized almost every day. Cemetery thieves steal bronze memorial plaques, flowers, grave decorations and anything else they can get their grubby little hands on. And unless cemetery management can afford 24-hr video cams or night security, there’s not much they can do to stop theft or vandalism.
But really, who steals a wreath off a veterans’ grave? That’s a new low. Especially during the holidays – what happened to ‘Peace on earth and good will to all?’ I hope they find these creeps soon and punish them severely.


Wreaths Across America

“To be killed in war is not the worst that can happen. To be lost is not the worst that can happen…to be forgotten is the worst.” – Pierre Claeyssens (1909 – 2003)

On December 10, hundreds of thousands of wreaths were laid at the graves of veterans all over the nation. This annual ceremony was organized by Wreaths Across America, a non-profit organization, and the program is a continuation and expansion of the Arlington National Cemetery wreath laying ceremony begun by Morrill Worcester in 1992.

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Morrill Worcester started laying wreaths at Arlington because he wanted to give back. “I personally believe I owe a great deal to every veteran that’s out there. I’m a very lucky man to be able to live in this country and enjoy all it has to offer, and in some small way to be able to thank veterans for all they’ve done for all of us.” According to the Wreaths Across America website, this is how it all began:

Morrill Worcester, owner of Worcester Wreath Company of Harrington, Maine, was a 12 year old paper boy for the Bangor Daily News when he won a trip to Washington D.C. His first trip to our nation’s capital was one he would never forget, and Arlington National Cemetery made an especially indelible impression on him. This experience followed him throughout his life and successful career in business, reminding him that his good fortune was due, in large part, to the values of this nation and the Veterans who made the ultimate sacrifice for their Country.

In 1992, Worcester Wreath found themselves with a surplus of wreaths nearing the end of the holiday season. Remembering his boyhood experience at Arlington, Worcester realized he had an opportunity to honor our country’s Veterans. With the help of Maine Senator Olympia Snowe, arrangements were made for the wreaths to be placed at Arlington in one of the older sections of the cemetery, a section which had been receiving fewer visitors with each passing year.

As plans were underway, a number of other individuals and organizations stepped up to help. James Prout, owner of local trucking company Blue Bird Ranch, Inc., generously provided transportation all the way to Virginia. Volunteers from the local American Legion and VFW Posts gathered with members of the community to decorate each wreath with traditional red, hand-tied bows. Members of the Maine State Society of Washington, D.C. helped to organize the wreath-laying, which included a special ceremony at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

The annual tribute went on quietly for several years, until 2005, when a photo of the stones at Arlington, adorned with wreaths and covered in snow, circulated around the internet.  Suddenly, the project received national attention. Thousands of requests poured in from all over the country from people wanting to help with Arlington, to emulate the Arlington project at their National and State cemeteries, or to simply share their stories and thank Morrill Worcester for honoring our nation’s heroes.

Morrill and I think alike – we believe that our loved ones should be honored and never forgotten. And veterans especially deserve to be remembered for making the ultimate sacrifice. That’s why I do what I do and I fully intend to participate in next year’s wreath laying ceremony. Let me know if you’d like to join me.

Suicide Forest

Aokigahara is a forest located at the base of Mt. Fuji in Japan. It is a beautiful and serene place, sometimes known as the ‘Sea of Trees’ because the view from the mountain is an expansive sea of green vegetation.

Aokigahara also has another, more sinister name –  the ‘Suicide Forest.’ Hundreds of people go into the forest and kill themselves. The rate of suicide in Aokigahara is so high that they conduct an annual body search and there are signs posted along forest paths that say “Think of your family, siblings and children” and “Contact the Suicide Prevention Association.” This place is a cemetery without graves or headstones.

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A path in Aokigahara

Rumor has it a popular book written in 1960 (‘Nami no To’ by Seicho Matsumoto), in which the two main characters kill themselves in the forest, made Aokigahara a magnet for suicides. But the history of suicide in the forest predates the book so this cannot be the only reason people end their lives there. Also, Japan has a long history of suicide – it is one of the top causes of death in the country.

There is a documentary on YouTube about the forest that is completely riveting. I’m posting it here so you can see for yourself what it’s like inside Aokigahara, however some of the images may be disturbing so viewer discretion is advised. In the video there is a scene where they find some items located close together in one part of the forest – a compact mirror, an umbrella, a suicide manual and a noose. Eerie. And sad.

What do you think of Aokigahara?