Top 5 Funny Epitaphs

Rodney Dangerfield's tombstone at Pierce Broth...
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Have you ever thought about what to put on your tombstone? Assuming you even get a tombstone – some people would rather have their ashes creatively scattered rather than lay six feet under with a stone on top of their head. But if you do get a tombstone, here are the Top 5 Funny Epitaphs to get you thinking about your own final message:

1. ‘There goes the neighborhood.’ – on Rodney Dangerfield’s tombstone in Los Angeles, CA. He was a well-known actor and comedian.

2. ‘Here lies a man named Zeke. Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek’ – allegedly on a headstone in Cripple Creek, CO.

3. ‘Returned – Unopened’ – supposedly on a spinster’s grave somewhere in N. Carolina

4. ‘I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours.’ – unknown

5. ‘I knew this was going to happen to me.’ – unknown

What epitaphs (funny or not) have caught your eye?

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